To quote Chester a Bum This is the greatest movie i’ve ever seen!! well it’s true in regards to zombie movies.
and before you ask. YES, I think it is better then Sean of the dead.
All i got to say is YOU HAVE TO F’ING GO SEE THIS MOVIE!
I want to sit here and tell you all about this movie but i do not want to post spoilers..
Fuck it.. if you want to read spoilers then click more.
So this movie starts of with the voice over of this high school/collage kid talking about how the US of A is no longer and it is now Zombie land.
and talks about his rules for survival of said Zombieland.
like, The first four you learn about within the first 5min of the movie. showing reasons for them.
#1 – Cardio
Shows him running in circles trying to get away from zombies in the parking lot of a gas station.
#2 – The Double Tap
Shows a Girl shooting a zombie then pushing the zombie with her foot to see if it’s dead and ash she walks away she gets bit on the leg by the zombie.
#3 – Beware of Bathrooms
One of the funniest scenes in the movie, this shows some poor dork reading a mag in the bathroom of the gas station trying to take a dump when a zombie bangs on the door of the stall, then precides to climb under the door to eat the dork, then blood and shit hit the floor.. EWWW.
#4 – Seatbelts
This shows a soccar mom trying to get away from a gang of lil princess zombies at a birthday party. needless to say she forgot her seat belt and was ejected from her van when she ran into a car in the cross traffic.
#8 – Get A Kickass Partner*
An introduction of Woody Haroldson’s charactor
#17 – Don’t Be A Hero
when one off the girls in the movie was sarounded by zombies the dork rewrites this from DON’T be a hero to Be a Hero.
#18 – Limber Up
When the Dork was getting ready to go into unfamiliar territory he stretches
#21 – Avoid Strip Clubs* (note the link takes you to a poster where she is wearing a top, in the movie.. she has nothing but pasties on)
Opening seqience shows a guy being chased by a Zombie Stripper(she did NOT have store bought Boobies) Her Boobs were flopping ALL OVER THE PLACE! in a unflattering way.
#29 – The Buddy System*
After we met woody’s charactor
#31 – Check The Back Seat
When Woody’s charactor offer the Dork a Ride he checks the back seat because in the begining he got into his car and there was a zombie waituing for him
#32 – Enjoy The Little Things
They destroy a Tourist trap/nicknack store after looking for supplies and later when they moved into Bill Murry’s Manson when they got to California.
Needless to say.. I’m getting this DVD.
