A True Friend
A True Friend
| F | ights the impulse to forward something just because some jackass 800 “fwds” ago has absolutely no life, no friends and no redeeming value whatsoever, so they have nothing better to do than create stupid e-chains. |
| R | eads the hoax alert page before sending you bullshit missing kid stories, virus warnings, “bad guy in parking lot ” warnings or any other similar horse shit. |
| I | s not so fucking pathetic that they actually need you to send them back the “someone likes you cause you’re so disgustingly special” email to know you’re really their friend |
| E | nds emails with some normal form of farewell, not instructions to piss off everyone in your address book by forwarding some worthless crap to them too. |
| N | EVER Forwards you those hideous little cutsie friendship poems, email “kisses”, “snowballs” hugs, dancing teddy bears or anything else that would send a diabetic staggering to the insulin supply. |
| D | eletes all e-chains IMMEDIATELY upon receiving them! |
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No.. REALLY KEEP SCROLLING Now check to see if there’s a Taco Bell Dog up your ass. No? Damn! It worked for my friend’s cousin’s, baby-sitter’s, stylist’s, aunt’s cat’s crack dealer. |
Taz
Posted by Taz at 12:56 pm
